A new one because why not?

[daisy_the_mage1]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[truthsnomiracle]

I could say the same of someone whose idea of "fun" in an argument has nothing to do with the application of logic to the subject at hand.

[agreatandnoblethief]

That's cos you can be way too serious for your own good, Mr. Edgeworth!

[truthsnomiracle]

In what ways do you propose that seriousness does not serve me well?

[Edgeworth, under the circumstances, you're really asking for it...]

1/2

[agreatandnoblethief]

Hmmm....[Now, try to think of a situation where he can make his "NGHOOOH!" face so she can take a snapshot of it. Because then SHE WOULD HAVE EVIDENCE THAT SERIOUSNESS DOES NOT SERVE HIM WELL.]

2/2

[agreatandnoblethief]

[And suddenly, her face becomes absolutely shocked.] Whoa, Mr. Edgeworth - is that old lady sitting on the bench over there?

What's her name.....Oldbag? Gee, you'd better hide right now!

1/2

[truthsnomiracle]

!

[Well, it's not a "NGGGHHHOOOH!", but he does look...]

2/2, and keywords.

[truthsnomiracle]

[...and when nothing is there, Edgeworth's look back to Kay is in the form of a piercing glare.]

Young lady, if you ever do that again, I'll have you indicted for perjury! Do I make myself absolutely clear?!

Re: 2/2, and keywords.

[agreatandnoblethief]

Huh?

Hey, a practical joke isn't perjury!

[truthsnomiracle]

Perhaps not, but it certainly isn't amusing.

[agreatandnoblethief]

Well.....you did ask me what why you being serious wasn't always a good thing.

[truthsnomiracle]

I fail to see what an act of cruelty in defiance of the truth has to do with how serious I should or should not be.

[agreatandnoblethief]

A-an act of cruelty? [It wasn't THAT bad.....was it?]

[truthsnomiracle]

Were I to claim that Callisto Yew were behind you and she were not, how would you feel?

1/2

[agreatandnoblethief]

Wh-wha.......?! [Mr. Edgeworth, you just did NOT make that comparison!]

2/2

[agreatandnoblethief]

H.....how can you say that...? Ms. Oldbag is just a crazy and annoying old lady, whereas that woman is....[And tears start to form in the corner of her eyes. Yeah....she didn't take that comment well.]

[truthsnomiracle]

(Did I go too far?)

Er, um... it wasn't my intention to wound you so deeply. Please accept my sincerest apologies!

[agreatandnoblethief]

[YEAH, YOU DID. 8|

Still, now that Kay thinks about it, that was probably was the wrong joke to make. And she knows that Edgeworth wouldn't intentionally upset her.]....I.....

[Sigh.]......it's okay, Mr. Edgeworth. [Probably best to drop that conversation. She gives a small smile as a peace offering.] We're still gonna have that TV marathon, right?

[truthsnomiracle]

[Edgeworth sighs in relief.]

Indeed we are.

[And now cue an awkward pause. There's more he ought to say, but...?]

[agreatandnoblethief]

[Kay notices the awkwardness and so tries to give a big grin in order to convince him that it's okay!]

So, I guess I'd better bring lots of popcorn and Swiss Rolls to your house, then!

[truthsnomiracle]

Again, it isn't a "house" -- it's in the thick of the city, chosen for its location relative to the courthouse and Prosecutor's Office. There simply wouldn't be room for a house there. Furthermore, just because we're watching TV doesn't mean we should neglect our health.

[Is Edgeworth the sort to favor carrot sticks and dip for this sort of thing? Yes, yes he is. And he totally doesn't stab with them to mimic the action, either.]

[agreatandnoblethief]

All right - home, then!

And c'mon, Mr. Edgeworth! There's no harm in indulging once in a while! [Edgeworth you're a NEEEEERD. Admit it.]

[truthsnomiracle]

[NEVER]

An entire day hardly constitutes "once in a while" when it comes to food, Kay -- aside from which, it takes minimal effort to keep healthy foods interesting.

[agreatandnoblethief]

I never said it didn't, but....[Sigh.]

Okay, how about this? You prepare any healthy stuff and I'll just get two Swiss Roll packets? One for you and one for me! [C'mon, is that a good compromise?]

[truthsnomiracle]

Very well.

[It's about now that a taxi can be spotted pulling into the parking lot and heading toward the mall building. Edgeworth waves it over, though given his mode of dress at the moment it takes a few seconds for the driver to notice.]

[agreatandnoblethief]

Heeheeheehee I think the driver needs glasses!